So You Think That's Funny?

Ya know... I thought I'd hear it from Contagion but instead, I catch it from Ktreva:

The best way to play a bodhran is with a penknife.

Har de har har.

Now I like a good joke as much as the next guy, but come on... that one's just tired.

So here are some new ones:

Fellow walks into a pub in Belfast with a plastic bag under his arms.
The bartender asks "What's that?"
"Six pounds of semtex", he answers.
"Thanks be to Jaysus; I thought it was a bodhrán!"

Then there was the bodhran player who remembered that he had left his bodhrán in his unlocked car. Rushing back, he opened his car door to find two more bodhráns in the back seat.

A bodhran player was sick of the band abusing him, and decided to start his own. He walked into a music shop, planning to buy the first instruments he saw.
"Give me the red saxophone and that accordion!", he said.
The assistant said, "You play the bodhran, don't you?"
"That's right. Why?"
"Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you - but the radiator stays.

What's the only proper way to play a bodhrán?
With an open penknife.
(There ya go Contagion & Ktreva) ;^)

What do you call a groupie who hangs around annoying session musicians?
A bodhrán player.

What is the difference between a bodhrán player and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.
(One of my favorites!)

What do bodhrán players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

How do you know when there is a bodhrán player at your front door ?
The knocking gets faster and faster and faster...
(Another favorite...)

Why do bodhrán players find it difficult to enter a room ?
They never know when to come in.

What's the difference between a bodhrán and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
(and another...)

Bodhrán care is simple... Rub gently with lighter fluid and ignite.

Then of course there was the fiddle player who, while visiting the local pub, was asked for a dollar to help pay for the funeral of a local bodhrán player.
"Here's two dollars;" he says "bury another."

All these (and maybe more to come), courtesy of Bodhran Jokes.

"Wallup!"