Thursday, December 08, 2005


Contagion just bitch-slapped me with my first meme.


Oh well, I guess it's time to play well with others so here goes: What are 5 weird things about me?

1. Before I blow my nose, I NEED 2 tissues put together, perfectly aligned and folded at the middle. It's a NEED!

2. I like to say things as I belch. My favorite is "HER-BERT!" (that's Baby Boy's favorite, too -- he laughs like a hyena when I do that!)

3. While most men fear baldness, I enjoy it. The Wife *forbids me* from shaving my head, while I think hair is overrated. Hey, when I'm bald, I have no dandruff!

4. I have a biological, as well as an emotional need to fart. No, really.

5. "One size fits most" doesn't fit me.

Okay, now that I've been beotch slapped, it's time to share the pain with five other *lucky* people.
My blog-mama Anethematized1, my blog-grandaddy Grau, LittleJoe, S, and my blog-son at Piano Accordian


  1. See that wasn't so bad. Oh by the way, even though it wasn't you. I'm sorry I cut you off in the snow today... I thought it was you. :)

  2. Hey, I did this here thing for ya boss.

  3. You're apologizing to me for something you thought you were doing to me, but in fact, were doing to someone else.....
    Alrighty then, if you had cut me off in the snow, I'd accept. But since you didn't, you owe me a beer. ;-)

  4. tut the pavlovianDecember 10, 2005 1:57 AM

    too bad you can't make your butt say herbert when you fart. you can't, can you?