As Promised...

I said I'd post more bodhran jokes, and here they are:

What is the difference between a dead bodhran player lying in the road and and a dead rabbit lying in the road?
The rabbit might have been on it's way to a gig.

Is a bodhrán-player a musician?
Is a barnacle a ship?

Why is a bodhran player like a foot massage?
A foot massage bucks up the feet, whereas...

What do you call a bodhrán player with a broken wrist?
A huge improvement.

What have a bodhrán player and a sperm got in common?
One chance in a million of ever becoming a human being!

Collective noun: A skinful of bodhráns.
(Hehehe...)

Best things to do with a bodhrán:
· Set fire to the hoop and make the player jump through it.
· Roll it over a cliff into the ocean.
· Nail soup can lids around the rim and use it as a tambourine.

Define an optimist.
A bodhrán player with a beeper.

How is pre-mature ejaculation like a bodhrán solo?
You know perfectly well what's about to happen, but you can't do a thing about it.

What do you get when you murder a bodhránist with his own beater?
Tipper Gore.
(It's "bodhranii", not "bodhranist", you cretin!)

What's the difference between a bodhran player and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
(A favorite.)

Why do men make better bodhran players than women?
Because they have already mastered the wrist movement.
(Yes we have, but a woman who's mastered it is a treasure, indeed!)

What's the difference between a bodhran and an onion?
Most people cry when they cut up an onion.

Customer: I'd like to buy a guitar, please.
Shop Assistant: You're a bodhran player, aren't you?
Customer: How did you know that?
Shop Assistant: This is a fish and chip shop.

Each and every one a gem, courtesy of Bodhran Jokes.