Weekly Chuckle

This one just can't wait. The Missus, being an elementary school teacher with a warped sense of humor, presented me with this gem, & with me being the sharing individual that I am..... Ah, fuck it, here's the joke:


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to a time long in the past and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I banged on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."


Thanks to my brother-in-all-but-blood, Chemical Nova for sending that to The Missus.

Now post something why don't ya?!