Thursday, May 31, 2007

Oh, Boo - Friggin' - Hoo!

Heard this story on the truck radio last night as I drove down and across Illinois last night, so I had to look it up in the socialist rag, The New York Slimes.

Some poor terrorist apparently committed suicide at Club Gitmo.

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

In order to show what a compassionate Conservative I am, I'm going to start sending Care Packages to the poor terrorist detainees.

Inside will be a razor blade, a 3 foot length of rope, a bottle of MD 20/20, & sleeping pills, all in a clear plastic bag.

There! Four fucking different ways for you to send yourselves to Hell quicker, ya murderous sub-human pieces of shit!

Hey... I just want to do my part.

Anyone else want to donate?

4 comments:

  1. Sorry, can't condone the use of Mad Dog on terrorists. I've seen (and felt) what that shit can do.

    WAY too cruel...

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  2. I just remember the drinking & carousing the 9/11 terrorists partook of before their attack is all.

    Besides, you wouldn't want me to waste money on *good* booze, would you?

    I ain't *that* compassionate! ;-)

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  3. I'll donate a bucket of pig shit for them to drown in....

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  4. Let's see... rope, razor blade, MD 20/20 & sleeping pills, clear plastic bag AND a bucket of pig shit.

    Thanks Grau!

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